More Than You Ever Wanted To Know . . .

This may very well be the longest survey/quiz/meme I've ever done.  But, I'm bored out of my mind & wide awake, so I have to do something to pass the time.  So, here I go:

Okay, what's your name?  Jennifer

Nickname?  Jenn, J, Jenn-Jenn, Horace 

Guy or girl?  Girl

What color undies are you wearing?  Salmon"y" color, if you must know.

What time is it?  9:45pm

Have you ever been kissed?  What was it like?  It's been sooooo long, I had to think about it, but . . . yes, I have!   And, it was nice!

Are you in love?  Not at the present moment.

Did you ever eat a crayon?  Not that I can recall.

How many pairs of shoes do you have?  Lots, but I only wear about 4 of them.

Do you use floss?  Yes, every single day.

How many doors are their in your house?  10 

Do you have a myspace?  I did, but not anymore.

What's your screen name?  TwoBlackLabsnSC and legalchick43076

Would you rather have a huge project or tons of homework?  Huge project.

Are you OCD?  Yes

About what?  Organization, mostly.

Your best friend?  Shell

If you had to write a story of your favorite place, what would that place be?  My favorite place to visit is Charleston, SC, but I also love the NC mountains, so it might would include both of these locations.

Do you like to take surveys?  Yeah, couldn't you tell?

Truthfully, is it because you have no life?  Sadly . . . yeah!

What are you currently looking forward to?  The weekend. 

What was the last thing you said?  Be careful!

What are your school colors?  Well, I've long been out of school, but they were kelly green, gold & white.  GO BULLDOGS!!

Is your school small or big?  It was pretty average.

Do you have a favorite outfit?  I'm a big fan of my jammies. 

Favorite sugary food?  Chocolate, of course.

Favorite color?  Blue, green & yellow.

Okay, done with the favorites for a while.  Do you like answering favorites?  They're cool.

Now the question I can't avoid asking.  Who would you want to be tied to for 24hrs?  I don't know that I could be tied to anyone for 1/2 an hour; never mind 24 hours.

Do you have dry skin?  Yes, especially in the winter.

How's your love life?  What love life?  Need I say more?

How many questions should a survey have to make it a good one?  20 or so.

Have you ever made a survey?  Nope

Classic or modern?  Classic

Gross or nasty?  Gross

Short or tall?  Short

Big or small?  Big

Do you prefer using tape, glue stick, glue gun, or glue bottle?  Tape or glue gun, usually.

Quizzes, tests, or surveys?  All of them.

Do you like to read?  Love it!

Would you rather direct, act in, or write a movie?  Write 

Why?  It's what I would be best at doing. 

What's your "dream job"?  Working for a non-profit or event planning.

How old are you? (have I already asked this??)  I'll be 32 a week from today! 

Boxers or briefs?  Couldn't care less.

Would you rather swim with sharks or alligators?  Neither, but if I have to say . . . I guess alligators.

Is your father a good man?  Daddy was the BEST!!  I miss him so much! 

What's your favorite music genre?  This is a hard question to answer because I love all kinds, but I guess I'd say Country, mainly because I listen to it more than I do anything else (at the moment).

What makes Bzoink better then other survey sites?  I have no idea what Bzoink is.

You fart. How do you cover it up?  Blame it on the dog.  HA!HA!HA!  :-)

Does someone have a crush on you? Do you like them back?  I'm thinking no!

Now for some either ors!  Color or black and white?  Black and white.

Past, present, or future?  Future

Shorts or skirt?  Shorts

Cat or dog?  Dog

Pain or no gain?  No gain.

Sports or arts?  Arts

Good posture or bad?  Good posture, though I'm not always good at it.

Christmas or your birthday?  Christmas

Do you have a religion? If so, what?  Yes.  Jesus Christ is my Lord & Savior!!

Did you/do you like pokemon?  Pokemon was soooooo after my time. 

What about Yu-gi-oh?  I have no clue what Yu-gi-oh is.

Have any pets?  I have a "sister with fur."

Describe yourself in 3-5 words:  Funny, loyal, emotional, hard-worker, anal retentive.

Describe your best friend in 3-5 words:  Focused, anal retentive, hard-worker, trustworthy, funny. 

Do you have a favorite cousin?  No

Are your feet gross?  Aren't all feet gross? 

Aren't all feet gross?  Like I said . . . aren't all feet gross?

Do you have pretty eyes?  I've been told I do.

What's the sweetest compliment you've ever received?  That I was "awesome," "loved" and "beautiful."

The nicest?  See above.

The meanest?  If it's mean, it wouldn't be a compliment, now would it?!  Let's just say I've been called a few things in my time and we'll leave it at that.

Do you give compliments often?  Yes

When there's and awkward silence, what do bring up?  (ex: the weather)  Pets, children, jobs.

Pet peeves?  Loud & obnoxious people, talking with mouth full, cell phones, bad drivers, rude people (burping, clearing throat, smacking, etc.), and the list goes on and on.

What do you hate?  I hate people who are constantly angry or have a bad attitude.  I also hate people who find it necessary to lie all the time.

And what do you love?  My friends & family!

Who do you hate?  I don't hate anyone.  I dislike some people, but it's mainly because of what I hate (see above).

Why?  See above.

What's the best quality a person could have?  Compassion.

Do you have that quality?  Yes, I think I do.

Serious or goofy?  Goofy

Unique and weird or sane and normal?  Unique and weird.

What's your favorite season?  Fall

What are your initials?  JLH

What is the last thing you wrote?  A birthday card.

Do you regret it?  Uh, no!

Are you lying?  No

Are you lying about lying?  Uh, NO!!!!

Okay, enough with that... why do you take surveys?  To pass time, learn something new about others & myself.

What's the most annoying question a person could ask?  Oh, there are lots of those, but . . . the one I hate most is:  When are you going to get married? 

Have I asked this question you hate so much?  In reality, most people have asked me that.

I'm sorry if that's the case.  No prob.  Just don't let it happen again!  HA!HA!  :-)

Do you say thank you? Please? Sorry?  Absolutely!

How long does it take you to get ready for school/work in the morning?  About 30-45 minutes.

Are you a morning person?  Absolutely NOT!!!

What's your favorite female name?  Male?  Grayson Elyce (for a girl) and Austin James  (for a boy).

Are you wearing socks?  No

What color is your toothbrush?  Blue/green.

Do surveys control your life?  No

Do they make you feel like you know yourself better?  Yes, sometimes!

Have you ever been to a therapist?  No, but probably should've been.

Psychiatrist?  Again, no . . . but, probably should've been.

Doctor?  (I hope so . . . If not maybe you should consider scheduling a visit!)  Yeah!

Dentist?  Yes

When you read, do you create a picture inside your head?  Almost always!

Are you tired right now?  WIPED out!!!

What's your mood?  Worried, sad, emotional, tired. 

Do you like your name?  It's fine!

Do you need a masseuse?  Oh yeah!!!

Is this survey becoming too looooonnnnng?  Sorta kinda.

Do you email?  Yes,  so long as it's not SPAM! 

What's the reason for the email address you have?  My first initial & last name (for work) and my love of labrador retrievers (at home). 

Do you have any nervous habits?  Grinding/clenching my teeth.

What are you plans for today/tonight?  Well, the night is over now, but . . . I went to dinner with a group of girlfriends to celebrate one of their birthdays!  Happy Birthday, Melody - - - love you girlie!!

Do you like to shop?  Not especially.

What's the worst injury you've ever had?  I chopped the tip of my finger off (to the point there was nothing left to stitch) - - - OOOOOOOOOOUCCCCHHH!!!!

What's the worst injury you've ever given someone?  Probably just a bruise.

Does this prove the theory of karma, or not?  Does what prove the theory of karma?  My worst injury compared to the worst injury I've given someone???  If so, not really! 

Are you addicted to anything?  Music, internet, reading.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?  Peanut butter & chocolate.

Do you wear contacts or glasses?  Yes.

Do you have homework you should be doing?  I have plenty of housework I should be doing!

Are you married?  No.

Do you type fast?  Yes.

Do you sit in the front or the back of the class?  When I was in school, I was always somewhere in the middle.

If I ended these questions right now, would you be sad?  Uh, no!

Do you read classic books?  I have, but they're not my favorite.

Rite Aid, CVS, or Walgreens?  Walgreens

Walmart, Target, or Kohls?  This is a hard question because I like all of them, but I would have to go with Target as my 1st pick!

Are you a failure in life?  No, but I'd be lying if I said I never felt that way from time to time.

Do you cover who you actually are?  A lot of the time, yes!

Wooops!  You dropped your cell phone!  What do you do / say?  Probably 'crap' and then check to make sure it's not damaged!

What time is it?  10:01pm

Well, that's all folks!  Did you have fun?  Sure!